Meetings suck. But they don't have to.

Conference Calls Suck

by John J. Walters

I admit it.  The title is not clever at all, especially given that conference calls are just impersonal meetings (so I’m just stealing my own website’s motto).  But I’ve tipped my hand.  I’ve already given you posts on my two favorite meeting tricks: egg timers and talking sticks.  So what now?

I’ll tell you what now.  I complain.  And, truth be told, I don’t have much to complain about.  The vast majority of my meetings have always been in person or one-on-one phone calls.  In fact, I’ve only been involved in a handful of conference calls, and most of them have gone rather well.  So why complain?  I complain on your behalf — because I know the vast majority of conference calls suck.

Recently, I was involved in a rather large conference call with my book team and two representatives from the publishing company.  That meant that there were nine people on the phone lines at once, which initially made me nervous.  Things actually ran fairly well, much to my surprise, so for your benefit (and my own as well) I’m going to conduct a quick and dirty postmortem.

What Went Well

  • We had very few instances of people talking over one another.  This, however, may be due to the fact that there were three main talkers and six main listeners.
  • We stayed on topic.  With the exception of a little chit-chat in the beginning to get reacquainted (our team hasn’t been all together in the same room for over a year now), we kept it business-oriented throughout.
  • We accomplished what we had set out to do.  The main purpose of the meeting was to develop a plan of attack to move forward with editing after the first round of reviews.  We did exactly that.

What Went Not-So-Well

  • The meeting took an hour.  While I know a lot of people are used to hour-long phone calls being the norm in the business world, my experience dabbling in journalism and interviewing has taught me that anything over 15 minutes is pushing it, and anything over half-an-hour is problematic.
  • I barely heard from most people.  And I’m not sure I even heard from everyone.  Maybe everyone opened their mouths once during the hour, but gone were the days of everyone weighing in on an issue that called for diverse opinions.
  • It took us a long time to get in touch after the meeting — almost a week to get the notes emailed to everyone.  Luckily, this project is something of a labor of love for all of us, but had this been a standard work meeting we would have already forgotten everything by then.

In my search for ideas on improving conference calls, the top few search results pretty much all say the same thing.  Two articles in particular stand out, mostly because they say the same things as the others but better in some way.  But the advice can be distilled down to a very short list:

  • Do your prep work and prepare/distribute an agenda in advance.
  • Make sure everyone is prepared.
  • Stay on topic.
  • Don’t be long-winded or talk just to talk.
  • Keep things as brief as possible.
  • Ask people for feedback to keep them engaged (when appropriate).
  • Make sure to follow up as soon as possible.

Not surprisingly, these are the same words of wisdom any experienced team lead will give you about meetings in general.  The same goes for conference calls only more so, and I humbly suggest that MeetingCaptain could help you with many of the above as it marches slowly but surely towards its beta launch.

Now all that remains is to figure out a way to solve the problem of people talking over one another, or being too shy to speak up when they don’t know who they may interrupt…

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