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The 80-20 Rule

Wednesday, September 29th, 2010

by John J. Walters

Ever heard of the 80-20 rule, also known as the Pareto Principle?  If you have: good, that’ll save me some time.  If you haven’t: go read up on it.  It will kinda-sorta blow your mind.

I have heard all sorts of different interpretations for the 80-20 rule in my life.  The first one I heard was that 20% of the workers at a company do 80% of the work, and since then I have felt this to be painfully true at each and every one of my jobs.  I have also heard two more interpretations that make some sense.

First, that 80% of a product’s value is realized with the first 20% of effort.  I have found this to be especially true when I write.  I get nearly everything out during the first go-around; then I can spend as much time as I want editing.  But the final product is never that much better than the original draft.

Second, that 80% of everything is crap.  This one is catchier, but I am still a little wary of it.  It may be true and it may not be — but I think a more palatable version of the rule would be that 80% of everything is non-memorable.  20% is generally enough to get the basic idea from something, and that’s usually all people will bother with.

So what does this have to do with meetings?  Just that: people are usually going to walk out of the conference room having only heard about 20% of what you said.  It’s sad but true.  From this, we can learn three very valuable lessons.

Lesson 1: Meetings can be shorter. If people are only going to remember 20% of what is discussed then you might as well not keep them hostage for quite as long as usual.  Who set the standard meeting length at 1 hour?  Seems arbitrary to me.  Perhaps a good motivator for getting people to pay better attention would be to say that the meeting will end as soon as it seems like everyone gets the gist of things.

Lesson 2: You must be careful what you emphasize. Most people will only remember 20% of what you say, but not everyone will remember the same 20%.  This is why you need to make it clear which bits are the important ones and which ones are the details.  Use the three-step salesperson/teacher method:  Tell them what you’re going to tell them.  Tell them.  Then tell them what you told them.

Lesson 3: The follow-up is crucial. Ok, so people are walking out of your meeting with only the basic idea of what’s going on in their heads.  Disaster, right?  Not really — the basic memories of the meeting are still there.  They just need to be nudged a bit.  Best way to do this is by sending out notes as a follow-up right away so that people will have them as a reference.  This way the other 80% won’t simply get lost.

I’m sure you can find other applications for the Pareto Principle in your life and work.  Just don’t take things too far.  Remember, it may be true that you get 80% of a project’s value from the first 20% of work, but the difference between success and failure in the business world is often a margin much slimmer than 20%.  It’s important to spend that time polishing.

Worst. Meeting. Ever.

Wednesday, September 22nd, 2010

by John J. Walters

What was the worst meeting you ever attended?  For most people, this is a difficult question, because the competition is fierce.  I went searching for common meeting complaints this morning, and I found a few decent articles written by people complaining about various behaviors that should be avoided at all costs.

Of course, everyone will have their pet peeves and there will always be professional cynics.  You can’t please all of the people all of the time, but with a little preparation you can organize a decent meeting that won’t bore everyone, especially if you are careful only to schedule one only when it really needs to take place and when you invite only the people who will have relevant input.

But sometimes a decent meeting can turn into a train wreck despite the best preparation.  How?  We’re all familiar with “that guy” who commits a meeting faux pas that derails everything, so I figured I’d post a couple links to help you avoid turning into him by accident.

First, here’s a very short list of a few things to avoid at all costs.  It says it’s a “top five” list but only lists four things.  Oh well.

CNN also has a pretty decent piece with ten things that will either make you look bad during a meeting or will distract everyone else from the task at hand.  It boils down to being prepared, acting professional, and staying on topic.  Good advice in general, really.

Finally, I stumbled across an interesting role-playing activity to help meeting participants and team members to analyze their own behaviors and get them thinking about how to improve their interactions.  Activities like these can easily fall into the category of “time wasters” if they’re poorly executed, but can just as easily be valuable introductions and ice-breakers for both new and established teams.

The important thing to remember is that most people don’t want to be there, just like you.  So if you’ve been roped into a meeting that you don’t want to attend, try not to make it worse for everyone else with poor behavior.  And, as always, doing your homework beforehand and coming ready to be productive is the key to doing your part for an effective meeting.  You might not be able to make things perfect, but at least you can avoid making things worse quite easily.

Staying Awake during Meetings

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

by John J. Walters

I’ve been writing a lot of posts about how to make meetings the best they can be for meeting organizers.  But what about those unfortunate souls who get dragged into boring meetings from which there is no escape?  How do you keep yourself from screaming?  Often, we zone out, but the problem with that is it runs the risk of us zoning out so completely that we fall asleep.

So I did a quick Google search for “staying awake during meetings” and found a few short articles full of hints and tips to keep your mind from snoozing away during your next boring business meeting.  Most of them gave a bunch of simple tricks you can do to keep yourself awake that I’m sure we all figured out when we were in college.  Several of them recommended pretending to have to go to the bathroom so you have an excuse to leave the room.

Two articles stood out from the rest.  One because it was such a towering example of a bad idea that I feel like I just have to pass it along so that you too will be tempted the next time you get dragged into a corporate crap-fest.  The other because it actually gave some very helpful hints on what you should do to not only get through the meeting but to stand out from the rest of the herd at work and get noticed by your boss.

I’ll start with the silly one.  In a nutshell, it gives simple rules for how to play a game that basically amounts to “corporate-speak bingo.”  Not only would this be a terrible idea that might get you fired, it also requires a small amount of prep-work that workers would presumably do instead of actually preparing for the meeting.  I do have to give it some credit, though: it’s clever, creative, and if you actually find yourself in a meeting where people are talking like this then I feel deeply sorry for you.

On to the good one.  This one has a couple generic hints and tips but also advises workers to do such unconventional things as prepare in advance, take careful notes, and participate.  It advises that the best way to get through a boring meeting is to do everything you can to make it meaningful, productive, and worthwhile.  Imagine that!

Of course, these tips won’t always work.  Sometimes you’re tired or you get dragged into a meeting at the last minute that has nothing to do with you.  In that case, maybe trying out a few of those tips and tricks might be a good idea (because it’s never a good idea to sack out).  But if you’re frustrated with the kind of meetings that your company keeps having, make every attempt to get involved to make them better.  If your higher-ups don’t want to encourage that sort of thing, then maybe it’s time to start looking for a career elsewhere…

Happy International Meetings Day!

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

by John J. Walters

Right from the get-go, I have to admit that I just made up “International Meetings Day.”  But it does seem to be true.  Yesterday was the first “official” day back at the office from the summer, a time when a lot of companies put things on hold so that people can enjoy their vacations.  And what better way to celebrate a return to productivity than a day (or even a short week) filled with unproductive meetings!

I have two theories about this “IMD” phenomenon. Theory number one goes that this week is also often times the first week back at school.  In college, this first week was known as “syllabus” week by most students, as our classes were little more than meetings with the professor to discuss the syllabus that we were all more than capable of reading ourselves.

But why read on our own when we knew the teacher was going to waste the first seminar droning on about his classroom policies and course pacing?  Everyone just got used to printing their syllabi off at the last second right before class and then waltzing in to sit, listen, be bored, and check out their new classmates.  After 4 years of that, maybe we just got in the habit of making the days after Labor Day “meeting days” — that is, time to sit, listen, be bored, and check out our new co-workers.

Of course, this situation could easily be avoided (and sometimes was, by the smarter professors) by a little preparation on the part of the teacher (the meeting creator) and the students (the meeting attendees).  Design the syllabus to be something worth the student’s time (like an assignment that would factor into their grade) and they will read it in advance, thus saving the first seminar for real productivity.  Just like with meetings — a little preparation goes a long way.

My other theory on IMD is that people are using it as one last chance to enjoy the summer’s lack of productivity.  They know they have to get back to work in earnest soon, but why not give themselves a day or so just to sit on their asses and listen to people talk about stuff beforehand?  It’s procrastination, pure and simple.

If that’s the case, and if you’re one of the people who actually has to schedule a productive meeting during this time, my advice to you is to be very clear what you expect each and every attendee to bring with them to the meeting in advance.  This way they are warned that this isn’t just a grown-up version of syllabus week, where they waddle in wearing their Hawaiian shirts and sunglass tans and listen to the boss talk about what they’re going to do over the next few months.  They need to know that they are expected to participate.

“Preparation!” is becoming my rallying cry on this website, but that doesn’t make it less important.  Every office employee is expecting to waste this time in pointless meetings just as they have in the past, and it’s your job as a meeting creator to do something about this.  So do your prep work and figure out what your meeting is all about; why it needs to be called.  If you can’t do that now then postpone it.

When Should You Schedule Your Meetings?

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

by John J. Walters

I was surprised to discover recently that a Google search for the best time to schedule a meeting came up with only one helpful post suggesting a productive time and the rest of the hits were mostly just how-to posts from the various meeting organizer programs out there with nothing to offer on when people are most alert.  So I set out to fix that.

What is the best time to schedule a meeting?  When are people ready to be productive?  I stumbled across a BBC News article about a “simple formula for staying awake” (you do want people to stay awake during your meetings, right?) that I thought might give me some indication of the time most people are alert, but it lacked a real explanation of how to apply the formula.  Apparently the key to staying awake is — you guessed it — getting enough sleep.  In fact, the British Sleep Society has concluded that, “If people are tired during the day then they are not getting enough sleep.”  Shocker.

Another study suggests that the time that people, on average, are most alert is early evening (between 6 and 7 pm).  This is because humans used to spend their evening time “securing the hearth for a safe night’s sleep.”  I’m never one to discredit evolutionary conditioning, but it would seem to me that the evening is a less-than-optimal time to schedule a meeting, as most people have already gone home for the day by then.  The study’s second choice, dawn, is an even less likely time to find your coworkers at the office — unless you’re a farmer, perhaps.

The American Time Use Survey provides an excellent (and interactive) way to look at how most Americans spend each day.  If the graph is to be believed, the most likely time to find your co-workers at the office is between 9 am and 3 pm, so logically the best time to schedule a work meeting is somewhere between these hours (although when attempting to schedule a non-work meeting you should clearly look at other times, such as the early evening).

If you schedule the meeting well enough in advance and do all the necessary prep-work (preparation is very important) then you’re already “semi-there.”  People generally have no problem arranging their schedules around a meeting that they know is important and will be relevant to their work.  But what about when you don’t have enough time to schedule something a week in advance?

I guess you could always take the WikiAnswers route and shoot for 2 pm on a Wednesday, as this is a nice midpoint in the week after people have returned from lunch and before they’re checking out for the day.  Or you could let your attendees do some deciding and make use of a helpful program that allows you to propose times and take a vote of when everyone invited will be available — like MeetingCaptain.